Couples are better

Now up until recently, I would completely disagree with the title of this post. Despite the fact I am in a committed relationship, I would still surround myself with single friends. Most of them were women and we would go out together all the time. I guess I could describe them as more free? And then I would get to play match maker and wingman. And let me tell you something... I make a fucking great awesome fantastic spectacular wingman. I can work it for the ladies and the fellas. If you need to get it in or something like that, I can help. But I digress.

So single people are supposed to be more WiLd and crazy right?! Well that doesn't seem to be the case any longer. Here is my theory based on experience:

Single people fall into a few different categories. These include: 1) people looking to sleep around and play the field 2) people looking for only serious relationships and 3) people satisfied to be single (with their cat/dog) and not looking to date. The majority of these people are still looking to impress someone of the opposite sex. If they look too crazy, it would most likely scare some sexy stranger away. Unless that person was also naturally crazy. People in relationships already know that the other person can be crazy or something like that. And they accept them for it. So it's okay to be crazy.

For example, last weekend shit got real. Couples all went out for drinks. I joined post work and found jager bombs waiting for me once I arrived. All I have to say is party with couples who are extremely comfortable with loose boundaries. The boundaries that push physical, mental, and emotional lines into an area that some might find uncomfortable. Others might find entertaining. Or weird.

Let's just say, there could be any of the following: stripping (of several sorts), blackout pizza buys, streaking, girl on girl hickies, free shots, and more.