Jan 28, 2013

Learn to drive

So I was just minding my own business the other day. Just walking home from dinner or something of the sort. And I had to cross the street. Not a big deal, right? Well apparently it was a big deal to some bitch who was driving. Here is a crude picture of how this was all set up:



So here I am, trying to cross. I get to the intersection moments before the blue car pulls up to the stop sign. I had seen the car was getting close and there was no turn signal or anything. So I thought to myself Okay it is safe to cross since this car must be going straight and thus will not interfere with my crossing. So I walk out into the intersection. The car starts going. Then slams on the brakes and I look over at it as I'm part way through the intersection. And this bitch is flipping me off. Are you kidding me? Apparently she decided to turn right, still no signal on, and couldn't believe that the pedestrian, who was at the intersection first and was following the rules of the road, would bother to get in her way. What a fucking moron. Plus, wherever you're trying to get to, you dumb bitch, you will get there much faster than I will get anywhere walking. SO TAKE FUCKING CHILL PILL. MAYBE IF YOU HAD REMEMBERED HOW TO DRIVE AND YOU A GODDAMN SIGNAL, I WOULD'VE PAUSED LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO TURN AND GO ON YOUR OWN FUCKING WAY.

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