A colorful brain game

This might be a bit of shameless advertisement but I don't really mind. It's not like he asked me to, I just like to brag when I have friends who do cool things.

If you click here you can check out this awesomely cool new toy. You may have heard of the store called Marbles. It is a store that sells "brain games." By that it means it sells games that would actively engage your brain like Sudoku and that traffic game where you have to move your car across gridlock. The newest addition to the store is called Colorfall.

It is similar to dominoes in shape and the idea is similar too. There are different patterns you can set up and then when you knock down the blocks, a picture forms.

But the coolest thing about this game is the fact that I know the man behind the madness. He is someone I have been friends with for a very long time and I am quite proud of him for having achieved this. Congrats, Brad! But so everyone should go out and buy it! Especially if you are creative or have kids who would enjoy this.

About Me

I find it hard to describe yourself. How you view yourself is much different that other perceive you. At least in my opinion. So here I go:

I am currently attending school for my bachelor in Biology. I'm a down to earth Midwestern girl just trying to figure out everything as life goes on.

 I work hard, play harder, and sleep longer. There is only one life given to each of us (unless we actually do get reincarnated) and I think we should make sure we enjoy it. Of course there are stressful times, but everyone deserves to be happy.

The title of my blog might seem random. And it is. I'm a random person and think people should treasure the unique and random moments in life. First off, I actually really do enjoy sea jellies. And no, they are not fish and should be referred to as sea jellies not jelly fish. But in life, there are always situations that put us in interesting/unfortunate/complicated predicaments. We get into, what should I say, jams? It's just how we go through life.

Fun with the roommate

Tonight, I stayed in with one of the roommates. I have classes cancelled tomorrow and my first and only class is at 2:30. So had I considered going out and getting a drink but it just seemed like too much effort and not worth it. So I became the guinea pig.

My roomie loves to do hair and makeup but with my hair having been so short she has been stuck with just doing my face. We forgot to take before and after pictures... next time we will don't worry. But so she came home with lots of new makeup and hair product and decided I was the lucky victim. And after a rough week, a nice little makeover was much needed. So I got the works: face basics, eyes, and lips. And then some va-va-voom hair. It's just a shame that I had nowhere to go after my look was finished and now I have to take it all off to go to sleep.

Getting up close and personal with balls.

Yeah that's correct. I have a class this semester titled "Reproductive Physiology." My first exam will cover the testicles and ovaries. I am taking this class because it seemed like it would be awesome and all we would do is talk about sex. But it is the much more detailed mechanisms involved in procreation of the species. The professor is absolutely hilarious. He is a sexy motherfucker fat Hispanic. He cracks sexual jokes every day and then laughs at them for 5 minutes.

For example, the author of my textbook is Johnson. As he told us the first day of class he let out a little giggle and mutter "Johnson..." The lecture following testicular function he asked us for a "recap in a nutshell" and laughed. Nuts. He has accidentally shouted douche in class. That one was a doosy. He had to sit down for a solid 3 minutes before he could continue the lecture. But that's not all. He calls the female reproductive system "the happy place." I mean I know it makes a lot of men happy to interact with it...

Some of my favorite things he does though is when he puts all 7 guys enrolled in the class on the spot regarding female anatomy. He asked them if they thought a woman could feel herself begin to ovulate with the explosion of an egg from her ovary. Not a single guy answered. I assume they feared what all 30 females would do if they responded incorrectly. My professor has also already assured us he will describe the great importance of knowledge involving the clitoris in sexual intercourse. I know those boys will take lengthy notes then...

Getting drunk at 7 am

So here at school we have this great tradition of getting belligerently hammered off our asses at 7 am before home football games. It is one of the best things about this school. I mean year we're all smart and shit like that, but us bitches know how to through it down. Let me explain...

I am not quite sure who or how this tradition started. It is called Breakfast Club. All of the campus bars open at 7 am to welcome all those of age to come and get drunk before tailgating. Or instead of tailgating. You may say, well that's pretty cool but nothing awesome. Sir, you are incorrect. I haven't gotten to the best part yet. Each morning you go to get wasted at 7 am, you dress up. For example, this weekend I was an 80's jazzerciser (See below).

Clearly not a professional costume. And most aren't. This is not like the costume you find out and about on Halloween. At least for the ladies. Men tend to dress up in the same garb regardless of what the occasion is. Unless you find one who is uber creative. But for the women who venture out on Halloween in sexy outfits, your costumes are made fun of here. Breakfast Club is not for those trying to look sexy or hot. It is more about creativity and being clever than trying to show off some skin. I mean if your clever costume just happens to show skin then there is still approval. But if you are trying to be a sexy cop, then save it for the bedroom. Costumes I saw Saturday morning include: cereal characters, the workaholics cast, mail order brides (in bubblewrap), the Rugrats, s'mores, little bo peep and her sheep.

I'm looking forward to the next home game so I have an excuse to wake up at 5:30 am to finish putting my costume together. Also, if you have great costume ideas let me know. I have a list going. It's lengthy and I'm excited (that's what she said).

I'm back. I promise.

I feel as if I have completely forgotten about my blog. And to be honest, I do occasionally. Which upsets me. I had planned on using this as a way for me to share the ridiculousness that is my life. It's hard to continue to post when for 4 months straight I was pretty much bored out of my damn mind. But now my life is starting to get back into the swing of all things awesome. And I shall again be posting about silly/entertaining/pathetic/awkward and all things perverse in my life. Get ready for an overload of posts to come up now. For now I shall leave this short and sweet.

I need a new way to end my posts. So I may just post pictures from my folder entitled "Things I Like From The Internet." So cheers to that.