Put down your hand

There's that one kid, or several annoying bastards, in every class. Doesn't matter the size of the class, it could be a small 30 person class or huge 400 person lecture. But this kid has to always raise their hand and ask a dumbass question. Even worse is when someone raises their hand to point out a "mistake" that is not actually a mistake.

Today in physics recitation the TA was showing how to do a problem and explained how the mass is irrelevant because it will cancel in the equation. He finished explaining how to work the problem in two different ways when this dumb girl with disgusting hair raised her hand.
                 -->Side note: This girl is in many of my classes. Her hair is long and knotty. When I say long, I mean it is down past her ass. And she is not physically fit. And once in lecture she was sitting in front of me and the seats were tiered and I was in sandals and she swung her hair around the chair and it landed on my foot. I nearly vomited. Cut that. Cut it now.
   So she raises her hand. And the TA calls on her and she asked how on Earth she is supposed to solve this problem when the mass is not given. He then had to reexplain the problem to her. YOU WERE SITTING IN THE SECOND ROW YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR NOT SEEING OR HEARING HIM TRY TO TEACH YOU. So shut your mouth and let him give us the equations to solve the rest of the homework.

But she isn't alone. In my huge lectures there was always the same kid who raised his hand to ask random-ass questions. Questions on things that the professor had just spent 25 minutes explaining. Eventually the professor would just look at the dude and then ignore him the whole time. This is not the time to be asking these questions you idiot. That is why you have a recitation with the TA who is also in every lecture. Ask Tom. Even if Tom is an asshole, he will answer your damn question.

And last week in one of my classes some twat-waffle didn't even raise his hand. He just blurted out that our professor, who has been teaching this course for years, was spelling some enzyme wrong. She looked at her notes, looked up at him, and just calmly said "NO." So not only did he look like a jerk for shouting in class, he was a moron for shouting out about something wrong.

Just remember, there is such a thing as a stupid question. So keep your fucking mouth shut.

"I tried to get rid of my headache, but he came back."