Hi. Hello. Um HEY. Yeah. You know me. And I know you. YES I'M LOOKING AT YOU TOO. We've made eye contact. Yes it's just walking past each other. But still. You can acknowledge my existence. I know you know who I am. You "Liked" my status on Facebook TODAY. So yeah, I'm going to smile at you. We don't need to have a goddamn conversation. We aren't that good of friends. We can still be polite. Oh. Oh wait. No smile in return? No sort of salutation? You can't even pretend that you didn't see me. There are only 3 people in the hallway right now. There is no way that you didn't see the only other moving creatures in the vicinity. You can't even fake that you are texting someone? Just flat out ignore me? Okay. Cool.
Why? Why bother doing that? I mean I know I'm awkward as shit but I'm still nice. I smile at everyone I recognize and like or have a decent amount of respect for. How do you not interact in the slightest? Just making us polite people look like fucking fools for trying to acknowledge your presence even if it is only for half a second. Crimeney. And you think you're professional and shit.
Just put on a god damn smile. A smirk or grin does the trick. Even a fucking head nod. Christ.
"When in doubt, blame it on a man."
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