Just 30 more minutes

I think the Snooze button is one of the worst inventions in the world.

There is not a single morning that my alarm goes off that I don't hit snooze at least once. And somehow I learned about this terrible feature of my snooze button. If you tap it once, it adds 10 minutes.  If you double tap it, it adds 20 minutes.  If you triple tap it really fast, it adds 30 minutes. And so on and so forth. HOW TERRIBLE IS THAT? So now my sleepy dumbass self just slaps the button several times and oh wait is it not going to try to wake me up for another 40 minutes? Don't I have class in 25 minutes? Greaaaaaaaat.

Part of the reason I almost always snooze at least once is because of the radio. My alarm is the radio because those damn beeps are just too annoying that I turn off my alarm instead of snoozing. Which is obviously worse. I like the surprise of seeing what awesome song is going to wake me. Except Round One rarely starts off with an awesome song. Hell no am I starting my day off listening to Taylor Swift or songs like Marry Me or Moves like Jagger or whatever the shiz that song is. Seriously? Moves like Mick Jagger? Have you seen the man recently? The only moves he's going to have soon are in and out of a wheelchair. Yeah baby that's hot...
        But anyways, since the radio plays stupid songs I am forced to give it a second chance by snoozing and hope that something better (preferably some old-school 90s) wakes me up. Then I know my day will be better. For example, I went through 3 snooze shifts today passing over Bruno Mars/Grenade, Train/Marry Me, and something other stupid. I decided to wake up with Lady Gaga. You know like, with her. Yeah you know what I mean. Yeah baby that is hot (I wish. That shit would be crazy).

Waking up would be so much easier if I had some crazy iPod station that I could just pick some great playlist to wake me up. But from across the room. I would start my day with awkward dancing as I'm laying in bed. What better way to begin a new day than with awkward jerking motions while you lie horizontally?

"Who put hot sauce on your tampon today, little miss snippy?"