Jan 14, 2012

Get your sweat on.

I understand wanting to look good. It's nice to look attractive or at least feel attractive. And this is usually a big deal for girls. Or at least they seem to try the most on their appearances. But I just don't understand designer sweats.

I had a discussion about this a few years ago with a temporary friend (she turned out to be a vain shallow bitch and we no longer talk). We were talking about comfortable clothes and naturally starting talking about sweatpants and such. She said she wears sweatpants all the time and looks like a slob when she does. I told her she doesn't own a pair of sweatpants.
        Growing up a tomboy I played a lot of sports. In high school I mainly played volleyball and soccer. But for both, we always ordered team warm-up pants or hoodies or things like that. All just the basic loose fitting pants. Nothing tight and nothing brand name. All the comfy pants I own are like that. And I'm totally okay with that.
                 But this girl spent her days in high school working at Abercrombie and Fitch. So all the sweats that she owned are fancy and very fitting in a way that is supposed to be very flattering. They hug the body tight on all the curves and show off the ass. They have rhinestone designs on them and advertise whatever brand they are boldly showing.

These are not real. These do not make you look like you put no effort into your wardrobe.  What is the point of these?

Also, if you are dressing down and going to wear sweats all day, why did you spend 20 minutes doing your makeup and another 20 minutes styling your hair so that it says "I just rolled out of bed and I look like this"? If you are showing that you put in no effort your outfit then why do anymore than simple mascara or something? Jesus ladies, you don't need to coat on layers of foundation and liners and shit. If you can put in 20 minutes to do your face, you can spend 5 minutes putting on a normal outfit.

EXCEPTIONS: going to workout. But then you shouldn't have layers of makeup on. You'll just sweat it off and look like a dumb bimbo you stupid slut.

Look good not like a tramp. The new tramp stamp? Your face. And the loads of crap you shove on it.

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