Recently a friend has relayed a disturbing new trend to me. She was talking about some high school students who are turning into big party kids. And doing Minnow Shots. Um whaaaaaaaaaaaat.
This is quite possibly one of the dumbest things I have ever heard of. No, it is not just a dumb guy taking a shot with a minnow in it as a dare. They are going out and collecting tiny fish and putting them in shots of alcohol. Probably vodka they carry around in a water bottle. Yeah. Real discrete kids, real secretive. And everyone is doing it. Why?! There is no logical (idiot's logic or legitimate logic) reason for doing this. I mean I've heard of other dumb drinking things like doing shots into your eye. The idiot logic for that one is that the alcohol gets into the blood stream faster despite the immense amount of pain of pouring alcohol ONTO YOUR EYEBALL. What sort of purpose does a small fish have? Does it help stir around everything in your stomach? You don't taste it, it's a shot. So why?? Does this seem cool to you, you 16 year old alcoholic? Yeah, you are really starting your life off on a good note. I wish I knew more people like you. Ha.
If you see someone doing this please slap them. If you start doing them, I will slap you. Can we please not have any other moronic drinking trends start? Wonderful. Because this shiz needs to stop a lot faster than an asian lady approaching a stop sign.
"He who laughs last is probably really stupid."
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